Three Aussie blokes working up on a outback mobile tower.
Mongrel, Coot and Bluey
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, “Well bugger me, someone gotta go and tell Coots wife.
Mongrel says,” ok, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff”,
Two hours later he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bluey says, “Where’d you get that grog, Mongrel?”
“Coots wife gave it to me” he replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told the missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?”
“Well not exactly”, he says, when she answered the door, I said,” You must be Coots widow”
She said “You must be mistaken… I’m not a widow”,
then I said, “I’ll betcha a case of beer you are.”
Aussie are good at that sensitive stuff